The Shuffles

Hello, I'm The Shuffles. I'm a Pansexual, and Bigender. Biologically male (just get that awkwardness out of the way) I love Metal, superheroes, Yugioh, Pokemon and Mythology.
Just saw a post saying “seriously, though, why is cathy brennan so fucking cool?” I have decided that anyone who reblogs or makes posts like that are people I don’t want near me.

I don’t understand the appeal in shipping, like, Marvel, or Harry Potter, or Doctor Who, or whatever, more exciting shit is going on rather than relationships that’ll never happen. “Oh Galactus is about to devour the Earth, can Thor and his mighty hammer stop him? Will Tony Stark have a new device that could save the day? Will the Silver Surfer help us? What about the Fantastic 4? “. “lol who cares about that lets talk about my Captain America and Thanos ship”.

When I was at school, one of my lessons was to write a children’s story about reproduction, So I wrote about an unfertilized egg and a sperm who we’re best friends, the egg was named “Adrian Eggmondson” and the sperm were called “Rick Spermayall”. Nobody appreciated the reference.

I genuinely don’t understand why so many Fable fans love Reaver? He’s a dick, he tricks you into a situation where you have to let someone rapidly age, or take that sacrifice yourself, and then he’ll steal your revenge from you by killing Lucien if you don’t do it quickly enough. Then tries to kill you in Fable 3, then tries to make you break all your promises, granted he is aiming to help save Albion by generating money, but I couldn’t help but feel he only wanted to save Albion because he lives there. Also because he loves money. He forces people to work in unfair conditions. I just wish he came across more as a lovable douche rather than just a douche. I WILL SAY THOUGH, Stephen Fry did a fantastic job voice acting him.

Anonymous asked: Can we be nude buddies?

Can we not?

I look a little better here. 

I look a little better here. 

First new selfie since forever. Been struggling with depression, and anxiety and all that lovely stuff for a while so finding the motivation to take care of my appearance has been difficult. Plus not too long ago I had an phone call from my very disappointed father who found out about my whole gender situation, and so I’ve almost been put off from expressing my feminine side, but here I am. I look like death here, but new selfie non the less.

First new selfie since forever. Been struggling with depression, and anxiety and all that lovely stuff for a while so finding the motivation to take care of my appearance has been difficult. Plus not too long ago I had an phone call from my very disappointed father who found out about my whole gender situation, and so I’ve almost been put off from expressing my feminine side, but here I am. I look like death here, but new selfie non the less.

im-the-house-doubt-built:

aeon-fux:

halaalpussy:

justinbaeber7:

gang0fwolves:

" it’s just a joke, relax! "

" you’re all overreacting! "

this is someone’s fucking daughter.

if you think anything about this is ok because it’s ” just a joke ” you’re a seriously disgusting individual. 

thats a child….. she literally look 5

This is the most disgusting thing i seen in a while she look 5 how can u be attracted to and/or joke about doin bad things with her. How is this funny.

Not even 5. Try 3 or 4 y’all. THIS IS A BABY. This is not funny in any way. This is pedophilia. This little girl probably can’t even spell her name and she is being exploited for twitter “jokes”. THIS IS FUCKING SICK. If you’re active on twitter, please report this shit if you see it. This is unacceptable. 

This is fucking disgusting.

Everyone is complaining that they aren’t at comic con. and tbh I’m glad I’m not. Have you seen how many people would be there? I get anxious when more than 5 people are in the charity shop I volunteer at, yet alone being in a place like that.